Not taking any chances
Shit me neither
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died
reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries